First of all there what the sickie guy, then the bored bint, and now the woman with a headache…
What am I jibber jabbering on about? The recent outing from work via facebook. But the doctors opinion? If you are so fucking stupid that you are able to get caught by this then you need some more chlorine in your gene pool.
The best bit is though, that all of these people were grassed up by so called “friends”.
The way to get round this trick you imbecilic morons is also simple. When you go in for your lobotomy, just put a status in facebook “Off on a sickie today”. When your sister gives birth to your child and you get paternity leave, put “Abducted by Aliens”. When you are allowed holiday use “Wooo! an entire 2 weeks of sickies!”. Most important of all… when you are genuinely off on a sickie, for fuck sake, don’t put it on facebook.
As for having mates that will grass you up, I have no cure for that. You are an idiot.