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Men are eviler

Well, it had to happen, based on the fact that women are evil, we have some more interesting mathematical proofs.

First off we state that men require time, money, women and sex.
men   =   time   x   money   x   women   x   sex

Since we know time is money.
time   =   money

Therefore…
men   =   money   x   money   x   women   x   sex
men   =   money2   x   women   x   sex

For most men, women are the best source of sex.
women   =   sex

Substituting into our master formula.
men   =   money2   x   women   x   women
men   =   money2   x   women2

We know that money is the root of all evil
money   =   root again

So…
money2   =   evil

Therefore…
men   =   evil   x   women2

And since we have already proven that women are evil.
women   =   evil

Therefore we are forced to conclude…
men   =   evil   x   evil2
men   =   evil3

Some more proof that I recieved (from a woman) also showed…

We have proven that women are evil.
women   =   evil

And since women are a source of sex.
women   =   sex

Women have just proved that they do believe…
sex   =   evil

Taking all this a step further…

Women think masturbation is evil.(well, thats what they say)
masturbation   =   evil

and since men are very evil.
men   =   evil3

Women have just proven that men are all a bunch of wankers…
men   =   masturbation3

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