Finally, mathematical proof that women are evil. Logic you cannot fault.
As we know, women require an enormous amount of time and money.
women = time x money
Since we know time is money.
time = money
Therefore…
women = money x money
women = money2
We know that money is the root of all evil
money = 
So…
money2 = all evil
Therefore we are forced to conclude…
women = all evil