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Brown is a knob, but…

Now I’m the first to start on the rally, but I’m thinking he has been getting rather a large amount of unnecessary bad press. no, I’m not on drugs :)

In the papers over the weekend Brown has been slated for killing British troops in various wars we are currently fighting.

Now, I don’t mean to be a pooh, but it’s their chosen occupation to die for their country. And by the way, what would have happened if Brown had given the banking money to the army. Well, for a start the country would be bankrupt, so we wouldn’t need an army anyhow.

You could grumble that giving out bonuses with that money was a bad thing. But then again, if they hadn’t how many staff would have stayed on to run the banks. I do think it was wrong to give bonuses at the top. People that are that high up in the organisation should be held responsible on some form of performance contract. If your company does pants, so does your bonus. Being bailed out by the government would constitute a company performing badly. Also people should be held accountable. Was it the fault of the cashier who faces the public? Nope, so why should they be penalised.

I have a solution to 2 issues facing the nation. If you are found in possession of a weapon on the streets, then you should automatically be enlisted for 2 years national service. This will get crime of UK streets, and onto foreign streets where we don’t really care as well as provide adequate cannon fodder infantry for the army. Also, hoodies are known for their cunningness and guile so they will last longer on the field, as well as be able to steal the opponents weaponry that, allegedly, works better than our own stuff.

Imaging the reduction in costs as the military would effectively be self funding. You could send in the hoody brigade first to steal the weapons you need off the opponents to fight the battle – no need to buy your own weapons and ammo, and the added benefit that the opposing force would have less weapons to fight you with.

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