Dr Deviant

A child produced a picture in class the other day.

After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in [...]

So according to the BBC and other reputable news firms, an English and French submarine crashed into each other in planets second largest ocean.
Now ou wouldn’t normally worry about it so much if it were say, the Russians (known for loosing quite a few subs), or Americans (know for being generally incompetent) but the only [...]

No, not the fluffy growed up kitten type, the type that rant on about how great frameworks are and how they will revolutionise the world!!!
Warning… if you are in any way sensitive about swear words, what follows will make you blush – a lot.

A mate of mine just had an accident in Burgess Hill. His claim form is amusing:

The old Jasper Carrot issues aside, there are a few others I have not heard of before… I thought I’d share

A guy drove into a cow (common in South Africa!) to the question “What warning did you give?” he answered [...]

A buddy of mine was recently having a discussion with his significant other over who should wear the trousers in their relationship (don’t worry avid readers there is no man love going on – or not that I know about). In the end it came down to a simple and commonly missed fact:
It’s called a [...]

It’s a good job we are not in finland that’s for sure. How would the Great British people cope there? Admittedly there is over 6 inches of snow on the ground here, and the gritters are only just getting round to laying salt, but still come on people. Is this really how we conquered half [...]

Yes! I was getting pretty sick and tired of keep updating my theme when worpdress releases a new version every couple months, so I thought I’d pass that love on to someone else. So I am now using this theme that I cannot pronounce – there is a link at the bottom of the page [...]