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What is a “barleycorn per fortnight”

In common use it generally refers to a generic non-measurement of any kind in a similar vein to “widgets”, however it is actually a speed.

The barleycorn was used as a measurement of length in early Anglo-Saxon times, now, generally accepted as one third of an inch.

Therefore your average person walks at approximately 127,733,760 barleycorns per fortnight.

2 miles per hour
== 10,560 feet per hour
== 126,720 inches per hour
== 380,160 barleycorns per hour
== 9,123,840 barleycorns per day
== 63,866,880 barleycorns per week
== 127,733,760 barleycorns per fortnight

And, to answer the question

A barleycorn per fortnight is 3.91439 × 10-9 mph

Interestingly, a poppy seed is a quarter of a barleycorn.

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What is the name of the solar system creating process?

Accretion.

The Big Bang “process” created a little more than the solar system.

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Band tee-shirts, are they gay?

Yes… well, for the most part… well, as usual, it depends.

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Lost a lot of blood?

Your buddy has a car accident and ends up in surgery - which goes well given the ruptured splein, punctured lung and haemothorax. The doctor surgeon comes out afterwards and says that your mate is stable but that they did “loose a lot of blood in surgery”. (more…)

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Important people wear watches

It has come to my attention that all the important people in the world wear watches. If you are VERY important then you generally have important people around you… who are wearing watches.

George W Junior has been seen wearing a watch, but he is an important person wannabe.

By the way, a watch consisting of the output from a permanent marker does not count.

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Nature vs Nurture

(aka Honey vs Pliers)

Are you destined to have specific traits before you are even born, or can you develop specific traits as you mature… (more…)

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