Does that mean I eat fat bastards?

Have you ever been sitting in a rather dull meeting or conference and the speaker finally gets to the end of their spiel… and asks “Are there any questions?"

Have you ever wanted to ask the “If the 10:30 leaves Birmingham New Street on time and travels an average of 36 miles per hour bound for London, and the 11:00 fast train to Birmingham leaves Kings Cross as scheduled averaging 54 miles per hour, What time will they meet if Birmingham is 108 miles away from London?"

Well, now you can.

Noon.