Dr Deviant

This was sent to me today… the donkey has not yet been flogged enough.

Requirements are steganographic in nature.

What the hell is this all about. I don’t have a section on the site for “Bollocks”, but thats where this one would go.
Wikipedia references to this as a “second generation” of web services. Services by the way, that were developed in the late 90’s (yes the 1990’s – the 20th century).
So, what happened? Did [...]

The government is finalising its plans to stamp out discrimination across the face of the earth.
The deadline for the legislation is October 1st 2006, and although a European directive, some countries seem to have been allowed to get an exemption. Not us Brits, oh know, the spineless twat running the country obviously feels this is [...]

Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives will. Now, for the first time we have mathematical proof that explains why this is in fact true.
As we all assume, knowledge is power.
knowledge  =  power
And as we all know, time is money.
time  =  money
As every engineer knows, power = work / time.
power  =  work  /  time
Substituting for power and money [...]

… my arse.
I watched the second half of the England – Ecuador match at the weekend, and I still have my firm belief in football.
Football is a game played by tossers, supported by tossers, and commentated by tossers.
I was pretty pissed off when, a few years back now, a pub full of Portugal supporters, including [...]

They say a picture says a thousand words…

Now I don’t want to start a riot or anything… but I have just heard a rumour that the government is looking to outsource the british pensions industry to India. I wonder if they know that outsourcing is no longer the cool in-thing.
I got a letter the other day that says that when I retire [...]

This beats the crap out of “I wish my wife was this dirty” and “Clean me!”.
 

Some people have too much time on their hands… some people are also cursed with access to sharp objects, large citrus and a very patient cat…

This my spawn a new section (Too much time on your hands, not the fitting of crash test equipment to small furry mammals – although…

I was asked this a while ago, and then again today. Basically the question is “If global warming is causing the icebergs to melt, and 95% of an iceberg is below the water already, then how can this cause sea levels to rise so much?”