Dr Deviant

I really starting to get stuffed off with codes of conduct and political correctness and all that jazz. It’s getting to the point that if you say most of the words in the English language they can be taken out of context and offend someone. Even to the point that you cannot say certain single words or someone who was eavesdropping may be offeded:

• Bird – while discussing animals of the class Chordata Aves.
• Beaver – leave dam building to the civil engineers
• Black – describing the colour darker than 99% gray.
• Camp – while discussing where your child went with the scouts this week.
• Chick – denoting the young of a bird the class Chordata Aves.
• Chink – when describing the damage to your armour from your weekend hobby of historic battle enactments.
• Cock – when discussing the new addition to your new chicken breeding program to beat the recession.
• Dyke – again, dam related discussions are best left to civil engineers
• Gash – when describing the mark on your car where you drove into the bollards in the car park.
• Gay – describing someone as happy.
• Faggot – while discussing your meal from last night.
• Fairy – describing the type of washing up liquid you use
• Ho – regarding the garden utensils you have in your shed
• Hooker – when describing your smoking habits or the rugga at the weekend.
• Mongoloid – while talking about origins of a person from the specific region in South East Asia.
• Pansy – describing horticulture at it’s finest.
• Retard – describing the braking system in some new hybrid cars.
• Spastic – a common affliction of one’s colon.
• Tit – an ornithological reference to Cyanistes caeruleus
• Tranny – referring to the wheels and gearbox of your 1975 Ford Mustang

But it gets even better than that. There are some Indian names that sound exactly the same as Russian swear words – WHAT ARE WE TO DO!!!! Luckily Russians are a little more progressing when it comes to politics (Hmmm… )

I think this is the Achilles heel/heal of the political correctness lobby. You cannot enforce political correctness complaints because context is such an important part of our language. And in the event someones name offends you, who’s problem is that!!!

Also, if I come from a background of yobs, then it is my upbringing that means I swear. You cannot demean me either can you?

And what about the Jihad? do we arrest them on terrorism laws, or political correctness issues for persecuting the people they just blew up!

All of you retarded, spastic tranny faggots and black beavered camp chicks can all go and kiss my politically incorrect cock, and don’t forget to bring all your pansy mongoloid tit ho buddies with you!