As avid readers will know the Doctor is occasionally prone to the odd bit of paranoia. However, this time I am deeply concerned after a conversation with a buddy of mine. Whilst the Doctor doesn’t concern himself with console games, his friend does and as it turns out after completing “Call of Duty: World at War” the gamer unlocks a hidden level called “Nacht der Untoten” (for those without an O-Level or a GCSE in German, this roughly translates into ‘Night of the Undead’), where, basically the gamer then has to gun down ever increasing hordes of Zombie Nazi’s…
Does anyone remember that 80’s/90’s movie where a rather unhip trailer trash kid has nothing to do all day but play an alien starship shoot-em-up arcade game. One day he completes it and an alien turns up and tells him the game was really a recruiting device and the kid then goes on to save the aliens world in a war they are fighting, then returning to earth a hero, and winning the love of his fantasy girl… What was the name of that film?
Anyhow, why you ask is the Doctor concerned by all this? Well doesn’t anybody wonder what happened to all those people after WWII and the crazy occult experiments conducted by the Nazi scientists… and the mind control experiments of the US “project Ultra”? Is this hidden level just preparation for the global population for a Zombie outbreak?
Just don’t buy a Microsoft XBox, firstly they are made by Microsoft, secondly they are crap, and finally they are for pussies, gays and lazy arse fucknuts. If you want to meet up with your mates then grow a pair, get off the couch, put some trousers on and just fuckin do it, don’t lie to your missus and do it behind her back “online”!