Dr Deviant

I got sent this today, and I have to say, it is the funniest thing I have seen in a very long while. Needless to say that the world is going to hell in a hand basket, and these three fellas are riding that puppy home.

Does that mean I eat fat bastards?

Well, Steve Irwin is no longer with us. After all the torturing of small, non-fluffy reptiles some may say he deserved it, and some would disagree. In any event, he ‘fiddled’ with these animals so you didn’t have to.
Not caring either way, I did hear the first (slow – I know) in the oncoming fleet [...]

Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives will. Now, for the first time we have mathematical proof that explains why this is in fact true.
As we all assume, knowledge is power.
knowledge  =  power
And as we all know, time is money.
time  =  money
As every engineer knows, power = work / time.
power  =  work  /  time
Substituting for power and money [...]

Now I don’t want to start a riot or anything… but I have just heard a rumour that the government is looking to outsource the british pensions industry to India. I wonder if they know that outsourcing is no longer the cool in-thing.
I got a letter the other day that says that when I retire [...]

schizophrenia is defined as:
A mental illness in which the person suffers from distorted thinking, hallucinations, and a reduced ability to feel normal emotions.
Does this mean blind people are all mad… It can be the middle of the day so the darkness they see is obviously an hallucination, it may be real to them, but it [...]

While I do not subscribe to this particular religious mumbo-jumbo, I do eat pancakes and easter eggs. So I thought about giving up the following.

Axe murdering my family
Resisting the urge to ‘Go Postal’ at work
Telling little children Father Christmas is not real
Flicking the back of my daughters knees while she’s learning to walk

Thinking about it [...]

After a good meal, the last thing you want to do is think hard, but beware, there could be foul play afoot.
Three friends go to dinner. At the end of the dinner the bill arrives and it is £30 (sterling) Each friend puts in a tenner and the waiter goes back to the [...]

I am not really planning on a change of career, but the article below did appeal, and I could fit it in with my existing commitments… I don’t mind a bit of nudity, as long as its tastefully done.