Dr Deviant

I’m not a real mysoganist, and I’m actually in favour of EQUAL opportunities, but these really amused me today.

A child produced a picture in class the other day.

After it was graded and the child brought it home, she returned to school the next day with the following note:
Dear Ms. Davis,
I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in [...]

Yes, I do know real people.

So, “Man-flu” that’s a poor attempt at mild ccough, but “bird-flu“, well, that can kill.
Funny how the world works.

Horrar. I’m not personally five years old today: If you talk to my boss he’d say I was actually born yesterday, but actually the first posting on this site was made 5 years ago today. And to celebrate, I thought I’d share a picture of me in my speedos…

Some numpty reckons that banning cheap booze in supermarketswill stop under-age binge drinking. Probably the same guy that reckons banning condoms will stop teenage pregnancy, or that because drugs are illegal, no-one takes them.

All the tree hugging hippies ramble on about saving the planet… think about it for a minute…
Mankind is like a bad dose of planetary herpes. Once we pollute the planet enough the human race will kill itself off and cease to exist, leaving the planet to recover and only bear the scar of humanisation.
don’t think [...]

I was writing to a buddy of mine, and a notion occurred to me…
The search for happiness is like licking your own elbow: seems pretty simple to start with, but you nearly always end up falling off the sofa more times than you had anticipated.

In the civilised world where a convicted kidnapper and child molester has more rights than the victims they terrorised, we spend millions defending them in a fair trial, then feed and clothe them for the rest of their life. Even before we get them into court, we spend hours negotiating with them, corden off the [...]

Due to a scientific quirk called the Mpemba effect hot water can freeze quicker than cold water.